Having been married to you could be described as a rollercoaster with amazing G's and loop-de-loops. How did I end up living this? Happy anniversary with you
Whenever I speak to a boyfriend, I get annoyed. So, I'm thinking of you, to determine if we got our salaries correctly. I'll see you on our anniversary. Happy Wedding Anniversary, my man
I give you both my blessings to stay together forever. Live a happy married life, my friends
To my dearest sister, Happy Anniversary! I hope you are married to the right person. I don't want a house full of cheaters and liars. Clean as vomit and sober is not what I'm looking for
For the longest time I thought my guest was texting me and talking nonsense. Happy anniversary dear, I think it was your anniversary
Congratulation on staying together another hundred days and never letting go of each other. Happy anniversary
Ever since you've walked into my life, I can see my diet going down the drain. No offense intended, but your presence in my life ensures that a beautiful choice diet come out, every day. Happy anniversary
My darling wife, if you ever want to cheat on me, all you'll have to do is look in the mirror,Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you more than yesterday
I couldn't find a space on the courtroom bench, so I got a desk instead. It's my first assignment after graduating from the academy. Happy anniversary
Happy anniversary, my dear. This year, you held my hair while I threw up in the bathroom. Don't any of the similar rituals repeat
' My life has become shiny. I could not imagine it without you.' - Unknown,' I will never understand why so many couples cringe whenever they hear that phrase ' Best wishes for the future.'
With you as a human, 1 year has been 365 days. So, it makes sense that we are only halfway through this relationship. Happy anniversary
Passing a year is a formality. Passing a lifetime is a miracle. Thank you for passing it with me
I must congratulate you: Good wife, thirty years of successful marriage with a loving husband is just difficult to achieve. A lot of patience and sincerity was required for achieving this milestone in your life. Happy Wedding anniversary dear
The Lord loves a cheerful Giver. You two are always generous to each other. Wishing you a happy anniversary
What is life without an occasional sense of absurdity? Many happy years of having fun and an even happier future of being with the one you love
Your marriage is a testimony that through our mistakes, we can still overcome and reach common ground; this is why I celebrate every day with you. Happy anniversary
Dear wife, the only thing your boring anniversary reminded me of is how sleep-inducing it is to have the same date on the calendar for the rest of my life! So I hope that you'll change that soon
My beloved wife, you made landing my first marriage home happy. That is the reason why I wish you for happiness and love for life. Happy first anniversary, my beautiful lady
We spend the first days together only to spend the rest of our lives together, annoying each other in the process! Happy anniversary
' The memory of solemn vows is sweet as violets, The duty long ago performed is, like red roses, in my cheeks.' - Jane Eywood
Dear aunt, please do not tell your parents that we are together. I am so worried that they may throw their tea going to church
My husband, do you know there's a person in our family who looks at all the credit card bills and decides if we're taking our family anniversary trip or not? Here's a reminder that we're leaving on our trip in a couple days
A year ago today, you promised to stop farting. Where do we sign up?,Every anniversary deserves a celebration! Keep your anniversary celebration modest, or we'll be punished
Dear Uncle and Aunt, As you both are well aware of, love is the only thing that matters in marriage. And after 25 years, you're still in love! That's why I'm wishing you love and happiness forever! Happy anniversary
I'm planning a dinner party at my place on the anniversary date. It's going to be the hottest night of the year, and the most stunning woman at the dinner table. Please come
My wife sent me a text saying, ' Please can we cut the Anniversary cake next year? Not today?'. One year later, and still not!
These days make me realize how much I need to thank you, love. You made me late for every anniversary
' For the rest of our married life, I hope to make you laugh every day, but primarily on our anniversary'.
If you two were a dessert, you'd be the dessert of my life! Happy anniversary, dear best friend
I know now that I love you more every year older that you become. Happy anniversary, wifey
Sorry for my late wishing. Let's do an anniversary plan and make it up next month
Dear uncle and aunt, remember when I was a kid I used to lie and say that you are hermits who live in the house with fishing rods and spell books? Anyway, I'm your little side-kick now. Happy anniversary
I saw that you have all the numbers of tomorrow, so let's leave it as a surprise. Happy anniversary
I know every husband wants you to be a bossy wife. Well, I don't care as long as you love me! Happy anniversary, dear man
Wedding anniversary to both of you. Whatever hardships and troubles married life tosses your way, you both stay upright and together, always. It's what a marriage is all about
Happy anniversary to two people who were never married - like two fish in a bowl. You can still see the ring, no?
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. The better the marriage, the sweeter it gets. Congratulations on your first anniversary
Many happy returns of this day because you're always by my side. To many more on our anniversary
Many many more years of wonder & unending love to you both on your wedding anniversary. Praying this is just the beginning of a happy and glittering life for you
They say that every marriage is with a story, but you two must have had an eternal story in front of you to make it stretch for decades. Congrats
Grandma and Grandpa, may you have a lot more years of loving and laughing together. Always happy anniversary
I'm so lucky to have a boyfriend who loves to read his anniversary cards like a trooper and faithfully put them on the moving bike basket, right? Happy anniversary
We may live our nice and lovely lives in hope and pray. But listening to all the silly things you have said, makes me realize that you alone make me cringe helplessly. Happy Wedding Anniversary
Twinkle, twinkle, little star! You're getting married, wow! Happy anniversary to your happily ever after
You are acting like a teenager every day with your love for pizza and boy bands... I'm so tired with all of that. Happy anniversary always angry woman
A warm hug for you both for being the best married couple ever. Lasting through the highs and lows, laughter, and tears - that's the true epitome of being a true married couple
May your romantic relationship become hotter and wilder each passing year. Happy anniversary, baby. Love you so much
' I couldn't move a muscle. I was sleeping! Sleeping, sleeping, and more sleeping. What was I dreaming about? Oh yes, I was being asked to photograph the wedding anniversary of my best friend's wife.'
Most of the couples become more respectable as they grow older. However, as a friend, this marriage you two look so foolish. I hope next year's and years to come. May God allow you to travel together. Happy anniversary
At every anniversary I've send her my regards and message but she keeps ignoring my calls. You know why? Because I only like to text
Your anniversary is a reminder that 10 glorious years was can be out of the way in another 2 years. Have a good one
You know I love you? Then stop loving me. Get it? That effortless sarcasm, that off-the-cuff wit that makes you who you are. Isn't it delightful? Then stop loving me
At this moment, our son is ' Minding The Maid.' God bless him. Have a nice anniversary, dear daughter
A house needs decorations, a marriage needs a new lease at the same place. Yet somehow the things end up being unromantic, one has to blame the anniversary wishes
My buddy, whenever I feel bored at work, I always get the company of your company. Happy anniversary to you
A man, who was married to the prettiest woman, ever came second-hand. Make up your mind; do you want to be with her forever? Happy anniversary
Dear, last year was a breeze. Wish next year would be the same
The time we wasted together would never have been time wasted if it wasn't for that protracted deadline. Happy anniversary
Knowing you, it won't take you long to crack your joints and end up killing each other by this anniversary. Guys, ditch her as soon as possible! Happy anniversary anyway
Here's to two years of watching episodes of Married With Children and rewinding it because the dog got hit by a car. Stay tuned to Anniversaries.com for more year zero love. Happy anniversary
My marriage wouldn't be like this if our parents still loved each other. Happy anniversary parents
Love, I wouldn't mind being in your marriage all the days of my life as long as I can see the expression ' hunger' on your face almost every day! Happy anniversary
I usually forget my cell phone. Is it okay if I call you at home and leave a message? Just kidding, I'll send a text message or two. Sorry, work late. Ok, I'm going now
Whenever I see you two, I think ' The Romance and Smiles' in romance and movie lines. Happy anniversary dear Lovers
I like to keep my memory straight and tidy. Can you help me remember lovestruck, demented looks when you saw me at the altar? Because it was the best day of my life. Happy Anniversary
Another year full of love and happiness for you! May God shine bright upon your marriage
Happy anniversary to my useless wife. Thou art a blessing from heaven and a curse from my life
I must be an idiot because I forgot my marriage anniversary and I made the same mistake twice. I love you, honey
Congratulation on not wearing your sweatpants all through the past year and a half. Happy anniversary of your stunning couple
You see, ladies always appreciate clean, neat and well functioning men staying with them. But don't expect to find the same for me. Not fitting for a short period of time
Mr. and Mrs. what a marvelous you two are, you'll always be glowing even if you are thousands of miles apart. Happy anniversary
My job as a husband is to tucker you in every meal. Happy anniversary
Happy anniversary, sweetheart. May God keep showering you with His blessings, love and good health
If this day were a color, it would be pink - simply because you look great in it. Lol! Happy Anniversary
My wife has truly stolen my heart. I cannot imagine my life without you. Happy anniversary darling
Soft kisses and kisses like butterflies, longing looks and looks like whales, hugging and hugging like the blue zoo and many more such unbelievable romantic things, this is what marriage is made of. Happy anniversary
I was so happy that day I got married to this person. Thanks to God for blessing me with a great life partner. Happy anniversary, baby! I love you so much
Thank God the church's doors closed before the bouquet was thrown and chuppah was ripped down. Happy anniversary, you two
Your anniversary is a good time to indulge in some self-reflection and act on any issues. Happy anniversary
I have been with you 365 days. It was great, but I feel some boredom, so we decided to celebrate today
Your marriage is the proof of the truism that opposites do attract each other. You two make me wish I was born with a tail
If I ever ask you to vow to love and cherish if you want a slice of cake in heaven, would you do that?,It is probably the most romantic thing to sign the divorce papers the day before your anniversary
If a card can't make you cry, it isn't close enough. Happy anniversary my dear girlfriend. Take care and I'll love you forever
Hope your marriage is as crazy as you are or else I'll kill one of you. Happy anniversary to the two most interesting creatures I know
' Marriage is the triumph of imagination over experience.'
Your anniversary is special to us because it's a day we get to bond items. I hope mine lasts a lifetime
' A couple is a friendship publicly acknowledged.'
I opened my mailbox today. Surprisingly, there was no divorce letter to be found. Happy anniversary love
Whenever I see two of you, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive & writing sonnets about your romance. Happy anniversary to the both of you! Never change
I have learned that marriage is a boxing ring. Thank you, partner, for smacking some sense into me. Love you
I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. Both of you seem so attached. Have a lovely happy anniversary
Leo Tolstoy wrote a book about us. It was titled ' War and Peace.' Happy anniversary darling
These days, I find myself smiling a lot. I must be going mad, or perhaps it's because of you, darling. Happy anniversary
I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in that comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary
Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you complete the sentence of my marriage
The day I got married, I tore the calendar in half. It was because I wanted to share my days with you. Happy anniversary
I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary, dear
With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered to my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. A solemn, happy anniversary
My wife has made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy anniversary, my lovely demon
Beautiful things in life are often short-lived. And yet, I am fortunate enough to be holding your hands to this day. Happy anniversary, my love
On this very day, I scribbled my name in the tombstone of marriage. Surprisingly, my wife has made my afterlife awfully delightful. Happy anniversary
My wife is a delightful cook. She really knows how to stir those emotions in the pot of our marriage. Happy anniversary
Happy anniversary, my favorite clown. Thank you for making my marriage a circus. Wouldn't have it any other way and a happy anniversary
You're like a live wire because whenever I'm around you, I can feel the sparks of love. Happy anniversary
Thank you, husband, for being my personal bank. Know that your client loves you sincerely. By the way, happy anniversary
My husband is a solvent with a low boiling point. But, when I kiss him, his anger evaporates. Happy anniversary, my other half
On your anniversary, I want you to know how much I love annoying you. Thank you for putting up with me, my dear
I remember seeing lovebirds at the national zoo here. You guys remind me of that. Happy anniversary
Statistically speaking, you guys are outliers. It's not normal for individuals to love one another the way you guys do \_\_ years into your marriage. Happy anniversary
You know, your marriage won't be blessed if you don't invite your friends to your anniversary. From the deepest corners of my heart, your guardian angel wishes you both a happy anniversary
My friend, I would like to congratulate you on taking good care of your adopted overgrown male partner. Happy anniversary and keep up the excellent job
My friend, I'd like to remind you that anything in excess is bad for health. But, also remember, your wife is always right. May your anniversary bring you new light
Mum and Dad, you've set a new record. You've been sleeping with one another for the past (number) years. Nah, you're not dreaming. It's your anniversary
In the Olympic Games of marriage, you've won medals for producing smart, handsome children like me. Happy anniversary, Mum and Dad
Imagine a little child having to deal with the scolding of a couple united by love. Luckily, the young child survives. The child sends his deepest warm wishes on their anniversary
Mum, you might be losing your memory, but Dad will make sure that both of you continue to make new memories. Happy anniversary to you both
' I'll love you even when you're old and wrinkly.' - Laurell K. Hamilton,' A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.'
' Congratulations! Cheer's to another year of suffering and misery.' - Unknown,' Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.'
' Drug stores understand life. That's why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.' - Unknown,' I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.'
' A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I'm glad I chose my cellmate wisely.' - Unknown,' Focus on continually changing and growing in order to make sure you are someone your spouse would still choose today.' - Dr. Steven Craig,' Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and suffering.'
' We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it Love.' - Dr. Seuss