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Phenomenal Funny New Year Wishes - [2023]

Dear friend, wishing you a super and smo-o-oth New Year's Eve! Before I forget, let me tell you that I am feeling super sleepy, so I am going to Party animal right now
Can I get a witness? I am entering employee probation. I promise to blow my paycheck this year
Happy New Year's Eve! Now blow out the candles and enjoy the party
May this new year be filled with amazing moments and prosperity. May the path lead to love and happiness. Wish you a happy new year
' Wishing you a most prosperous New Year, regardless of whether or not you're good at practicing great vigilance'
Hard to Hold. Can you be my baby? New Year's E Familiar
As a thank you for being with us throughout the past year, I'd like you to have the best New Year's Eve ever
Writing this blog advice on being susceptible to the marketing of a difficult life style has reminded me of writing this greeting. Happy New Year
A good New Year's Eve party reminds the rest of the year that it's OK to cut back on those extra pounds
Happy New Year. When a year starts with a broom and a chair, you can hardly expect a great year but I learned a lot anyway
Here's to another year of good living, with lots of friends and good times
I'm so happy to start another year being exactly the same as I was when I ended the last one. Happy New Year
I may not show my feelings all the time, but I hope that you will accept me anyway. Happy New Year with love
I have looked through a lot of old New Year cards and messages hoping you would be one of them. But, this time I am more afraid of how unreadable you are
Courage, harmony, care and optimism - here's my New Year's wish to you
To my best friend, may this New Year bring us closer than ever. Have a blast
Looking back, I realize it was the moments shared with you that made the journey along with me so lovely. Cannot wait to make more moments with you in the coming years too! Happy New Year!
Will you lie and say you dance as well as you sing? Happy New Year to someone and anyone
As the new year approaches, and your old year zips away, I only have one thing to say. Best wishes in my stead
Don't wait another 365 days to lean my calendar, it is starting to lean on me
Hope you are ready for another fat, bloated New Year's Resolution because that's what you're going to get
We should spend the year getting ready for another party. Let's start with some champagne and some smiling. Happy New Year, mate
Happy New Year, dear! Hoping the year ahead blows your minds
I wish, this time to know more than you know and less than you on. Wishing you a beautiful, happy and healthy New Year
I have a final piece of advice for you: in the coming year, make time for quality over quantity. It's easier to appreciate the better you do the year right
Hey, lover. Happy New Year. Here's wishing that your love for me is just as intense next year as it was on this boring ol' anniversary
What happens at high New Year's Eves always happens: the waiter forgets to bring your entrée.
New Year is a time for fresh starts. Make sure it's a fresh start for you
As you each give and receive New Year's wishes, think of how valuable they could be if they landed on the message board of my heart
Happy New Year! Enjoy this time to clean up and make new plans for the upcoming year! I hope it's full of love, happiness, and wine
And here we go again, the New Year's countdown starting, Ready or not making merry with your loved ones. Have a blast, have an even better next year
Stay scandalous, bling-bling, call me on the phone, tell me you're mine. Let's bring on the New Year
As we consider this new year, look ahead as far as you can see and take heart in the thoughts that propel you to greater success. The dreams you have running through your head that you haven't quite gotten around to sharing, are quite appropriate
I look forward to the next year bringing great blessings to all who know and love me. Happy New Year
I'm sharing with my closest friend that expensive bottle of wine and I'll be waiting for New Year's Eve. Happy New Year, pray for me!
Every new year I choose to make some changes one small ones like losing some weight or big ones like losing you. Have a wonderful New Year
I'm so excited because this next year, it's all about me
New Year's Eve is here, and as usual, I'm ready to get drunk enough to forget I just turned 40
It's gonna be a great year. Start off with a law suit and then a date. Happy New Year
Enjoy every day this year like it's the last day of your lives because after this year, you guys are all dead! Happy New Year my dear
Words cannot describe the happiness I have of you. Stay with me forever! Happy New Year
Whatever life throws at me, I have faith that I can handle it with the help of my wonderful friends and family. Happy New Year Love
As we enter another year, I pray that the next year brings all the success you desire. Happy New Year
Every year there's a new way to get angry at New Year's.
Happy New Year! Tonight is the start of a brand new life that is filled with joy, peace and love
I hope your New Year is like Uranium. At the first spark of trouble, it blows up in your face
My mind is spinning thinking about all the fun times we will have in the future. We have so much to look forward to. Happy New Year to you, dearest love of mine
If the past has taught me anything its that new years resolutions don't get old until at least the first of February but Happy New Year anyway
Happy New Year! My sincerest apologies for taking so long to wish you a happy one. Have a fantastic New year
' I've learned that if you want to summertime all year long, you'd better winter someone with the same year. I guess it's time to wish everyone Happy New Year
I hope your New Year is filled with Everything that you desire. As I know what people desire. Yeah, I desire you for one more year of lying to me
' We may not Last January but If the momentum of our friendship is maintained, friendship itself will be with us all the days of our lives.'
As we head into the New Year, remember how times were much simpler when we celebrated the arrival of a new Queen. You still have time to hop on over to the throne and make it your home
After sizzling throughout December, I've prepared for a fiery fireworks display on New Year's Eve. Happy New Year
From Tom Green to everyone at New Year's. Seriously, stuff happens all year long, but this time is different. Happening now so enjoy it
Here's to a new beginning and more years of happiness together. I love you, have a spectacular New Year
New Year is coming. I really hope you won't be too late this time. Happy New Year to you my friend
This year I'm mixing up my resolutions. First, I will stop lying to myself. Then I will stop lying to others. For consistency, I will stop lying to my enemies
New Year always represent renewal. Getting ready for the next party or do many things with me
I'm looking forward to no more work, no more eating, no more stress. But I guess I'm a little worried about growing. Happy New Year, mate
The new year comes with new goals, new obstacles, and most importantly, it comes with new people surrounding you. It may seem threatening at first, but don't let fear prevent you from soaring to new heights this year! Happy New Year
To my best friend, I am so excited because this time next year you will be able to give back the hugs you have gotten from me over the last 12 months
Heaven's fart is so cold, you'll see your breath
I want to wish you love, happiness and all your heart desires, but I'm too late because you've already got them. Happy New Year, friend
Once again, your presence in my life makes me happy. May God grant you happiness forever and grant that you intoxicate us with your amazing presence tomorrow. Happy New Year Stone
' You have to put your life on pause for a moment and think about how everything you do impacts others.'
Don't worry about little things this new year. I'm sure everything is going to work out just fine
There's a rumor going around telling us that we can be anyone or anything we want to be throughout the upcoming year. I think we all want to be Beyonce
These anchovies I put in your cake. Start fresh and party hearty
Everyone is saying New Year's Eve is the special time. I say HELLO! I'm still here on Friday with all the same problems
As the New Year approaches, hopefully I will stop making such late intentions to you. Happy New Year
Kissing you on New Year's is second nature to me. May we have many more Christmases together
Don't let the uneasiness of the beginning of this new year confuse you. Go with arms wide open and happy as always
I hope your New Year's Eve is as wild as one of our late-afternoon brainstorming sessions. But then again, maybe you would rather have a quiet, sober celebration like the rest of us do
I woke up on New Year's Day with a secret: I have no wishes for you. I forgot what I was going to say.
I wish you good things come to you and bad things leaves you. Have a happy, healthy and very colorful New Year
Seeing my old body at the mirror makes me want to cry. May your New Year make you laugh
New Year is a time to get started on a fresh chapter of your life. Hang in there. It gets easier
Ever since I was young, my No. 1 New Year's resolution was to get fat. I hope that changes this year. Happy New Year
Year after year, I sit pretty with my champagne and high-def TVs. Yet all of these things still pale in comparison to your beauty. Hope you have a great new year! Wish you my absolute love
My family is really hilarious and they made me very happy. Let's enjoy the humor of these people together forever. Happy New Year
I have always wanted a fresh start, but after working with you for three years, I think I might have better chances of finding a fresh body
To my best friend, Happy New Year. Hope the last year was a wonderful one. I'm so glad we got to spend time together
Happy New Year everyone. Another year of getting older, fatter and lazier
I can't believe the past is behind us and we are about to start a new year. What an exciting time to be alive! Wishing you all the love, success, and peace you deserve this coming year
Happy New Year! Have fun this year, and remember to be careful not to celebrate it too much the following year
Sending warm New Year's wishes to my favorite devil. You sounded like a great addition to the family last year. Here's to hoping you will again this year
These past 365 days mean nothing if we don't have 365 more to come. Let's have a great new year
The older I get, the less sense I've made of my life
I hope you're sure this text is sent from a phone and not from your stomach! Happy New Year
New Year is a time to start over. Apologies to all you offended ones, here's my blanket of love to you
Oh no, we're not late. Guess who just realized they're a bad person? Happiest New Year, indeed
We didn't always see eye to eye. But after spending another year with you, one thing is clear: I'm happy you're my friend
New Year is a time to tackle new challenges and opportunities. Here's to a year of new horizons and new friendships
I wish you good luck, great success, and so much fun! Happy New Year my friend
Happy New Year. May this year be filled with joy, laughter, and amazing things
Don't worry about your age in this New Year. At least you're not getting younger
Wishing you happy new year. Wish me a happy new year by sending smile emoji to my birthday
Wishing you , Months of success, , weeks of laughter, , days offun, , hours of joy, , minutes of good luck and , seconds of happiness
Before the sun sets in this day, before the memories fade in this year, before the networks get jammed... Happy New Year
All we wanted from life was love, peace, happiness and a Porsche. Three out of four isn't quite so bad, considering what we've been through as friends. Happy New Year, and may this be the year of the Porsche
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, George Clooney & ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year
I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year
I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year
You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year
Happy New Year. May this year be as full of success and surprise as the last year and may all your wishes come true
I've been waiting 365 days to say ' happy new year' since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, friend
May this New Year bring actual change in you, not recurrence of old habits in a new package
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
It's time to start the new year. Let's chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away
This time of year offers us a brand new start. I want to take this opportunity to start fresh with you and wish you love and peace in the new year
Every year we make resolutions and we vow to keep them. This year, my only resolution is to keep spending time with you
I'm so excited to make new plans and new memories with you. Let's make this year as good as the last one
This time of year, it's important to gather friends around and spend time together. I am eager to ring in the new year with you
This time of year is always so hectic with parties and events. I wanted to take a quiet moment to let you know how much you mean to me
I know you are looking for this year to be full of changes and I want you to know that I support you in your dreams, dear friend
Last year was so much fun but I know this year is going to be even better. Happy New Year
I'm so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don't have any resolutions to make since I'm already perfect
You made last year so special for me. It is my greatest wish that this coming year be special for you
My new year's wish for you is that your life is full of love and prosperity. I hope this year is the best year ever
The most fun part about making New Year's resolutions is breaking New Year's resolutions. Can't wait to mess up with you
New Year's Eve is finally here, where we can be drunk in public and no one minds. That's why this is the best holiday
A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card won't start over with a blank slate
Every year we try to diet and exercise. Maybe this year our plans will actually work. Happy New Year friend
Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year's? Now we are old and all we want to do is sleep
Last year we got older and slower but we had a good time. Let's make sure we do the same in this new year
Happy New Year friend. I hope you saved some champagne because I'm going to need some drinks all year