Axe handle, Pliers, Fireman bucket, Fart Detector... get out of my dream! Just kidding, good night
Don't lose all your sleep. I am just not tired of you yet. So just stretch your tired body and sleep this knows
Only one thing prevents me from sending good night wishes to you. It's called Bad Light! Goodnight! Wishing you a long sleep
I wish I was the moon so I can shine on you throughout the night and put you under the stars! Good night, sweetheart
Hey, I'll wake you up at 7. Is that ok? I don't want to hound you at night thinking of you. Good night dear sleeping beauty
I just want to say SALUTE GOOD NITE. I thought about you all day, and picked my phone up when I saw some posts from you. But now it's late and I crashed. Sleep well handsome
Do you really want to be a baby tonight? You'll be robbed of your stroller, right? Good night sleep tight and keep that furbaby safe inside your Dreams
' Dear brain, Go to sleep at 6 pm, wake up at 6 am, drink two black coffees and ignore all your thoughts!'
Even God needs good night's rest sometimes. Don't be angry with him for taking your pillow temporarily
Here's a good night kiss to you and yours. Hugs and good night kisses and may you all have a hilarious night.
I am so glad to know that you have a nap every day to stay fresh
Looking out from the top of skyscraper, watching the city was very exciting. But the only thing which made it boring was you. Good Night
Good night, sweetheart. You're not a prince. I'm not Cinderella. I don't have a horse in the stable. So go to sleep CLOSELY
' When we go to sleep, we are signing away body, mind and spirit. Why not sign our good night text under the moon and under stars to remind us of our agreement.'
Before going to sleep at night, say the following: ' Good night, church bells are ringing, sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite'
Three more hrs have come to make up for the time you didn't get to sleep well. Goodnight my love. Miss you so much
Just remember, Sleep is certain, Sleeplessness is optional, CHEMistry is undebatable, Good night friends
I held a candle for your bed because I need you to rise. Good Night sweetheart. Wake up when you reach your office
When I think of you I don't notice the sun shining anymore because I miss you. I wish you were beside me right now, honey
Roses are red and traffic light are green. Sleeping pills are white, and sleep is black. Good night
Sleep tight. I've already booked your ticket flight time. Next stop dead
I can never call you out at night as you are always so soundly asleep that I feel stupid for disturbing your peace. Good night my lovely bug
Hey beautiful friend, I just wanted to let you know that I am looking at you tonight. I know that you are sleeping. Sleep peacefully, and dream some sweet dreams
Sleep tight and sleep tight and dream of me. Goodnight
I've been waiting for you all night! Now sleep like Starfish! Wishing you good night and the coming of tomorrow
Whenever I see you before the screen, you always inspire me. Good night handsome
Bed time is the one time of the day where I feel comfortable enough to be myself. So just make sure you get your rest. Good Night
What's the point in going to bed when you're already asleep on top of your bed? Good night
They say that if you're stressed, you should go for a drive in your car and listen to some soft music. Now go to bed, drive home and roll down your windows! Goodnight
The last time I saw you off to sleep, you said ' I haven't seen you in the morning.' Good night sleepyhead
At night all the crickets get sleepy and snore, but unfortunately you cannot sleep because you will have to wake up and go to bed again. Good Night Sweety
Friends don't let friends sleep till noon, Neither grow old before bed. Instead Cut them off in the middle! say ' Sleep early, dear', and leave it at that
Blinking blue lights dance across the ceiling as the needle enters my record and the music begins to play. Hushabye, dear sleepyhead...
May the dark wind blows away your inspirations and that makes you a human again. Good night
Not having the fear is a blessing, stranger in the middle of the night shared with the tensed person. Good night
I want to say good night to you in three languages, so you will understand one if you're a noob
A friend is one who knows the definition of your sheep at 3 AM is hot and sleeping through the wilderness.
Babe, it's late at night and I can't fall asleep because the radio is so boring. Please pick up the phone and do something Sexy
Please remember, the night gives all. It does not need conquests. So, Enjoyless your night with satisfied ending. Good evening and sleep tight
Good night, my lovely boss. Daytime is the time of big responsibilities, but napping time is the boss' favorite time. Hope you will have a restful sleep. Tomorrow is a new day. Sweet dreams
If grammar matters to you the next time you see your local insomniac write, ' How ya doin?',This nights trouble with typo's is my gift from the grammar police hampering my sleep
Hey, I cannot see you so shut your eyes, turn off the lamp, go to sleep and I promise to take a new picture in my mind
Falling asleep is easy. Try it and you'll get to know how easy it really is. Now try it on a plane and you'll know how hard it really is. Good night
If a sneeze could cut somebody open, then I'd be a surgeon. Good night
' I can't imagine I'm spending another night with you.' I Can't go either because you're lying beside me. Good Night
Babe, when I look at myself in the mirror, I see a stout and wildly handsome male. I wish you were at my side, to calm my vanity. Good night
' Please don't say important stuff on your phone in the middle of the night and keep sending me messages on my way to the bed.'
A man went to see the doctor. ' My wife won't share me,' he said. The doc analyzed him and said,' I think the answer's easy; you need to seduce her mom! Have a good night
There are too many selfies, check-ins and status updates floating all around your phone! Deal with this much alertness only once today and get relief dealing with those late night memes! Good night
Being myself should be an advantage. But am I? Not knowing the do's and don'ts? Not knowing the correct time to snooze? How about not knowing the correct time to retire for bed for the next day? Good night
I am such a big fan of sleep but I have one big mistake that I have woken you up. Good night my king
Never felt like saying good night after a rough day, did you?,Nine times out of ten, nothing good happens in the morning.
Get ready for your best dream. The good dream. It starts with you flying high and ends with you dying peacefully on the bed
' Sleeping is one of the few freedoms we truly enjoy as law-breakers.'
Words can't describe how late I am. So, good night dear. I love you, I love you, I love you. I'll see you in the morning
Do you know why I am your best friend? Because of how much you annoy me by waking me up in the middle of the night. Good night
The day is long and stressful, so get some rest and sleep my love or I'll cut your head
The G.I.F. formula: Get some sleep, Ignore all Facebook notifications, Feel the softness of my arms around you, and Fall soundly asleep. Good night, baby
I can't wait to hold you in my arms and realize that you're mine. Let's go to sleep so we can make that happen, baby. Sweet dreams for us, my love
I know you're tired after all this hard day. If you want, I will wake you up in five minutes by busting your ass. Till then, let your worries take over you and sleep a rest
Close your eyelids. Pray to the lord, and he will bless you. Trust me, it works. Good night!
It's time for you to go to dream world by helping Dolly's sheep as they are going to pasture. Goodnight, sleepyhead
There is only one thing needed to send a good night text, but it's your junk. Now sleep to make you a stronger idol of me
I have missed you so much, friend. Please come back soon and put your weary head on my pillow. Good night, sweet dreams
Did you wake up from the dream I told you last night? Wanna hear? Okay, have a nice sleeptime
Good night, sack of geeks. Your brain cells are killing me and nothing is happening right now. You mean no point to me in this world
The more I type, the more stitches on my chest. I hope you have a sweet sleep and you will be fine tomorrow. Good night
I want to help your situation and make you sleep effortlessly. Like this
You are the worst friend ever because you always hate when I come to stay with you. Good night
Pushing you to bed earlier will give me more sleep to enjoy the whole day. Good night my love
Sorry I didn't call you back but I'm not sharing my juice with you. Good night
May your dreams be so sweet that you wake up craving them. Unfortunately, you don't get that dream beauty sleep anymore if you wanted to. Go to sleep and see if they're still there
How lovely I must be for you to be sending me night messages. Hope you sleep peacefully because in the morning, it'll be worse. Good night friend
Hey! Lover! Is your cat giving you too much trouble tonight? Maybe I could help out
A bird perching on a passing swing stopped itself and asked, ' do you mind if I hatch my egg under your lap?' Good Night
As long as I'm alive, I hope everyone is comfortable, happy, and safe. Especially you. You deserve it. Good night
Miss me? No, I just want to make sure you're not watching your phone every two seconds around 3am. Good night
Dad, I'll go pee-pee with you in the morning. I want to receive a good night kiss first! Goodnight, sounds like your dad missed you
As you get older, you fall faster, so I hope you won't hit your head on the sheet. Good night
ay my good friend's life be a barrel of fun AND a barrel of sleep. Good night for you baby. May angels sing you to sleep tonight
Sweet dreams are best dreamed with a sweetheart by your side. Good night and sleep tight, dear
In this bad day of ours, you're the dream for all the people around. May God bless my love, like you deserve. Goodnight dear
It's so boring in bed all day. Go to sleep and leave me alone
Hey babe, don't worry because you're right next to me! Have a sweet dream and be close to me every time I think of you
You are immature, sad, and selfish, yet I fell in love with you anyway. Good night and good morning
I forced the pen I wrote this with to go to sleep. If your stomach rumbles in the middle of the night, don't wake it up by striking it. It'll result in bad things
Time to give your brain the rest it so desperately desires. Your mind was running like a hyperactive child all day long, now let your soul take a nice sleep! Good night sleep tight and keep calm and quiet
Falling asleep is the only way to survive. Why? Because, once you''re asleep, you are happy. And, who wants to be happy when you''re ALONE
Sending this message to my sleeping beauty just to remind her how handsome her sleep is. Good night
Nothing can happen to you after you fall asleep. So let the security gates open and guard dogs fall asleep
So You're Gonna Have Bad Dream Because You're Not Ready To Sleep. Good Night Honey
' Sleep is a wonderful place full of warm dreams, where you keep all of your fear, loneliness, and angst. While in the land of dreams, it is your choice to play a big part or just a small one.'
Good night! May you be safe from the ghost under your bed
Good night and sleep well! Hope you have dreams as sweet as I am
Don't waste thinking about your lost past, Don't waste time for planning your future, Better kill some mosquito with that time So that you can sleep better. Good Night
Sleeping is the only thing you're good at besides breathing, so good night
Now 4.7 million people are going to sleep, 2.5 million are dreaming, 1.3 million are watching TV/ But one cute hearties reading my sweet Jokes, good night
The sun is red, the sky is blue, I cannot stay happy, without disturbing you. Goodnight my love
May tomorrow be finally the day you win at life. Sleep well
Good night sweetheart! Don't look at the window at night. Also, don't look under the bed. There may be something! Just kidding! Have a sweet dream my love
If you feel lonely don't worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream
When I say GOOD night, I actually want you to be a GOOD boy at night. So don't think about any girl except me. Good night handsome
The quietness of this beautiful night reminds me of you. How can I sleep peacefully at this night without disturbing you?,You've seen enough of the cruel world so better close your eyes already
Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don't make it a habit, Because I'm not free every night, Good Night
Hey, I just had a phone call from your bed because it could not reach you. Please contact your cold bed and the lonely pillows right now! And sleep tight
The only way I can guarantee you a sweet dream is dreaming about me. So, what are you waiting for? Sleep tight
Send me a text if nightmare kicks in and you cannot sleep at night. I will be your guardian angel no worries. Have a great time of sleep, dear.,Nothing can take your valuable place in my life except a good night's sleep. I am off to it, you do that too. Love yaa. Sweet dreams
Thinking about you mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good night
Do you know why we close our eyes? When we pray, when we cry, when we dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are unseen and felt by the heart only, Goodnight my love
Welcome to Sweet Dreams airlines. We'll be shortly arriving at Dreamland. Fasten blankets, puff the pillow, close your eyes and get ready to doze off! Good Night
A very original good night wish only for you beware of cheap duplicates I'm the only authorized dealer for good night wishes. Good night, Sweet dreams
Hey you, Yes you darling, holding the phone. You are asleep? No? Ok, good, cause I want to say good night before your eyelashes hug each other tightly
Oops! Ouch, I fell from the bed Trying to reach my phone just to say sweet dreams to you. Good night and Sleep tight
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789\*# Thanks God all the keypads are ok... Oh, anyway...Good Night! 😉,Baby, you must be tired from looking so handsome all day, so why don't you take a break and get some good sleep? Good Night to you
Darling, you must sleep early and get up on time so the sun doesn't get to shine brighter than you! Sweet dreams, love
The night seems to be pretty boring so let's have a date! Get into your pajamas, lie down on your bed and meet me in your dreams
Hey handsome, even though I'm the prettier one in our relationship, you have to take care of yourself too! Off to bed right now
Babe, if you don't go to bed right now, no hugs for you tomorrow! So be a good boy and have a tight sleep! Good night to you
Hi babe, I'm talking to you, well just wanted to say goodnight and I love you, do not cuddle the pillows, I'm right over here in my house oops
Hey babe, you're the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don't want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Sleep tight love
My angel, your cold empty bed is whining loudly because the pillows cannot fall asleep without you. Please join them soon and have sweet dreams
Thinking about me all day must be pretty tiring for you, so why don't we meet in the dreamland, honey? Good night to you
Good night to you, sweetheart! I guess sleeping in your bed is as comfortable as falling asleep in my arms or else I'm coming over
Baby, I can hear your mind exploding with stress from here, so switch off your brain for the day and go to sleep already! Sweet dreams, my love
Sleepy text from a sleepy boyfriend to a sleepy girlfriend at a sleepy time on a sleepy day, in a sleepy mood to say sleep tight my dear goodnight
Feel free to let your toes peek out from under the covers. No boogeyman will dare to come out with me right beside you. Bed bugs? Not with me around. Sleep well, my lovely
My friend, I don't want you to fall asleep during class tomorrow so call it a day and go to sleep! Good night to you
Buddy, days are for working, eating, and enjoying yourselves while nights are specifically for resting purposes. So rest yourself and sleep early
Dear friend, as your sole well-wisher, I want to inform you that you're gonna regret playing games all night so much tomorrow. Please sleep
Hey you, don't hit the 'Next episode' button on Netflix anymore and give your eyes some rest! Hope you fall asleep and drift to dreamland soon
Dear friend, I absolutely refuse to listen to your ranting about your lack of sleep tomorrow so don't be annoying and sleep on time! Goodnight
Saying good night is not a formality or due to free message, It's the art of saying that I remember you in ' My last minute of the Day'! Good Night
Twinkle, twinkle little star. How do I wonder where you are? Up above the sky so high, where you are, I wish you were mine. Twinkle, twinkle little star. Can I keep you near or far? Goodnight my little shining star
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep. Good night
Sun wouldn't be red, Sea wouldn't be blue, I wouldn't be happy, Without disturbing you! Good Night
As the thief was leaving the house, the child woke up and said to the thief ' Take my school bag also, or else I'll wake up my mum'. Good Night
I wish God made me an SMS, so that I can reach you in Seconds, Cost you nothing, you will read me and I could see you smiling which is worth millions for me!!! Good night and smile for me
Snuggle in tight and wait for me. I can't wait to come to wrap my arms around you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. Good night
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now because I don't have a bed! Good Night
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Good night and sweet dreams
Sleep in peace tonight, God is bigger than anything you will face tomorrow. Good Night
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. Good night
The bed bugs are gone and the boogeyman has gone away. All that's left is just you and me. Let's close our peepers and get to sleepers!